Henry Groot

A blur of Dutch lightning, he dominates with terrifying speed and cocky flair, even if his finishing touch occasionally deserts him in front of goal. Before kickoff, he insists on hiding a ripe grape inside his left sock, a bizarre ritual his teammates watch with bewildered, stifled giggles. His unmatched acceleration and icy-cold composure from the penalty spot make him an unstoppable force, despite his clumsy tendency to trip over his own ego.