Madjid Guilloux

Raised on a diet of street-football grit after losing his childhood toy store in a freak goat stampede, this charismatic enforcer now rules the midfield with terrifying intensity and elite tactical vision. He is a master of the crunching slide tackle who refuses to stop running, though his tendency to get over-excited often leaves his jockeying technique a bit unrefined. This Frenchman turns every challenge into a statement of pure willpower.