Cristhian Gutiérrez

This Argentine defensive midfielder is a relentless force of nature, dominating aerial duels and sliding in with ferocious intensity. Before every match, he insists on buffing his boots until they shine using the grease from a cold choripán, an eccentricity that leaves his teammates both baffled and amused. While he occasionally lacks finesse in his standing tackle, his raw physicality more than compensates for any technical slip-ups.