Gero Haase

This reserved German titan is an impassive war machine, capable of unleashing ferocious tackles until the final whistle while masking his chronic inability to win headers. Local legend has it he once stifled a breakaway after running a full marathon, only to refuse a celebration because 'the job was not done.' His brutal physical intensity and elite pace more than make up for his refusal to utter a single word to his teammates.