Klodian Halilaj

This imposing Albanian center-back is a tactical force of nature with elite defensive instincts, using his blistering speed to mask a comical inability to head the ball. Before every match, he meticulously re-tightens every teammate’s studs in the locker room, a bizarre superstition that leaves the squad baffled yet supportive. Despite his aggressive pitch demeanor, he is widely regarded as the friendliest presence in the club.