Valtteri Hänninen

This Finnish winger is a lightning bolt who dances between defenders with supernatural agility, remaining incredibly friendly even while unleashing missiles from distance. Despite his unusual build which occasionally causes him to trip over his own feet, he remembers with a grin the day he dribbled through his entire youth squad while snacking on salty licorice. His creative unpredictability in the box makes him an absolute nightmare for any opponent.