Marie Hasani

Towering over the midfield, this Albanian force is an absolute nightmare for attackers, known for her blinding acceleration and a slide tackle so clean it borders on art. Her charisma is only matched by her chaotic past, once famously interrupting a post-match gala to nutmeg a club president before effortlessly nodding home a practice corner. While her brilliance is undeniable, she suffers from a reckless disregard for defensive discipline that keeps every manager’s heart racing.