Sebaa Hernandez

This fiery Argentine center-back dominates the pitch with blistering acceleration and an elite aerial game, though his reckless passion occasionally boils over into rash challenges. Before every kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his shin pads while his teammates simply roll their eyes and try to distance themselves. He remains a defensive wall whose unmatched stamina allows him to hunt down strikers for the full ninety minutes.