Yasuaki Hirota

This lightning-fast Japanese wall obliterates opponents with pure power, though his tendency to wipe himself out with clumsy slide tackles is almost as legendary as his arrogance. He once famously sprinted the entire length of the pitch during a blowout just to shoulder-charge the opposing goalkeeper for daring to look at him. Simply put, he dominates every duel because he honestly believes he is the only one on the pitch who actually matters.