Hélène Hoste

This Belgian tower of strength dominates the skies and cleans up any mess with ruthless, gravity-defying slide tackles, all while letting every striker know she is the queen of the pitch. She once famously signed an autograph for a confused referee during a live match just to prove she was unfazed by his yellow card. While her arrogance is matched only by her athleticism, her tendency to get bored mid-game often leads to some hilariously lazy ball-watching.