Rafael Huamani

This Peruvian striker obliterates every defensive line with his explosive pace, though his constant trash-talking to defenders about their lack of talent is nearly as legendary as his lethal long-range shooting. He loves to recount how, as a youth player, he once stopped an entire practice just to ask the goalkeeper if he wanted to join the circus after embarrassing him with a skill move. Despite his cocky ego, he remains absolutely clinical in front of the goal.