Teodoro Inga

This flamboyant Peruvian fullback treats the touchline like his personal runway, combining lightning pace with surgical slide tackles that leave attackers in the dust. He once famously sprinted down an entire youth squad just to hand an opponent his dropped sunglasses before nutmegging him during the same play. Though his occasional lack of pure physical bulk can make him vulnerable in a shoving match, his relentless energy and defensive brilliance make him a force of nature.