Nasir Jabbar

Standing like a monolithic fortress with terrifying pace, this Iraqi defender treats every tackle as a battle he simply refuses to lose. He once famously sprinted the entire length of the pitch just to prevent a goal, only to realize he had forgotten to put his shinpads on before the match started. While his explosive strength and reading of the game are peerless, his non-existent vertical leap means he relies entirely on intimidation rather than fighting for high balls.