Isa Jakobs

This two-meter German giant commands the air with feline reflexes, though he often loses his way whenever he ventures too far from his goal line. Before every match, he meticulously rubs his gloves with Himalayan salt to 'magnetize the ball,' a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates alternating between laughter and confusion. He is an impenetrable wall, provided he resists the urge to foolishly dash out for crosses.