Imran Januario

This Portuguese powerhouse is a nightmare for wingers, as his explosive acceleration and nearly impenetrable jockeying technique make him impossible to bypass. Before kick-off, he refuses to touch the ball unless he has first balanced a single olive on his left cleat, leaving teammates baffled by his intense superstition. Despite his near-flawless defensive command, his tendency to botch slide tackles plays a dangerous game with the referee’s patience.