Leninha Januario

This relentless Brazilian wing-back combines explosive speed and brute strength to dominate the pitch, though she has a remarkable talent for missing every single header. Before kick-off, she insists on balancing a ripe banana on her forehead for ten seconds to attract luck, leaving her teammates caught between utter confusion and amusement. Her assertive mentality makes her an unstoppable force, as long as she doesn't have to use her head.