Bhola Jena

A clinical striker with blistering pace, he ruthlessly picks apart defenses while maintaining a remarkably calm demeanor on the ball. He famously insists on juggling a dry sponge in the dressing room for ten minutes before kick-off, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both bewildered and silently impressed. Despite his genius, his lackluster agility can occasionally leave him moving like a shopping cart with a stuck wheel when turning in tight spaces.