Janko Jereb

This humble Slovenian marksman strikes fear into keepers with his explosive pace and thunderous finishing, though he famously once missed an open header by misjudging the ball so badly it hit the corner flag instead. Despite his shaky aerial game, his brilliant attacking instinct and deadly technique make him an unstoppable force who glides past defenders with lightning-fast skill. He remains grounded even after shattering the woodwork, famously refusing to brag about his goals and instead insisting on buying the team ice cream after every match.