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Jerry Jeune

This humble Haitian dynamo controls the midfield with velvet first touches and ferocious intensity, though he struggles significantly when timing his aerial headers. Before every whistle, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead for sixty seconds, a bizarre ritual his teammates watch with a mixture of quiet awe and profound confusion. Despite his limited pace, his sheer willpower makes him a nightmare to dispossess.