Hamid Johnson

This reserved Scottish titan patrols the midfield with explosive velocity and a ferocity that terrifies opponents, famously once sprinted so hard past his own goalkeeper to chase a ball he ended up knocking the team bus mirror clean off. While he treats aerial battles with a puzzling disdain, his relentless stamina and surgical dribbling make him a force of nature. He carries a quiet intensity that masks a singular, uncompromising drive to dominate every blade of grass.