Prince Joshua

This Nigerian lightning bolt terrorizes defenses with supernatural speed and a velvet touch, though he inexplicably loses his rhythm when dribbling at full gallop. He insists on eating exactly three raw almonds precisely seven minutes before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to nervously avoid the trail of shell fragments in the tunnel. His arrogance is only eclipsed by his sheer brilliance, making him an unstoppable force of nature.