Jon Joubert

This French striker combines explosive speed with lethal long-range shooting, though his erratic tactical awareness often leaves him looking lost on the pitch. Before every match, he insists on aligning exactly ten boot studs atop the ball, a bizarre superstition that leads his teammates to just sigh and roll their eyes. Despite his quirks, his ice-cold temperament and elite dribbling make him a constant threat during any counter-attack.