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Paolo Julien

This lightning-fast French striker leaves defenders eating his dust, though his atrocious first touch often sends the ball flying into row Z. He once tried to chip the goalkeeper during a penalty kick just for the thrill of the showboat, only to accidentally blast it through the stadium netting. His ego is as explosive as his rocket-powered shot, making him the most dangerous and irritating presence on any pitch.