Michel Kasongo

He strides onto the pitch like he owns the place, once blasting a shot so powerful it shattered the training ground's electronic scoreboard just to show his disdain. His supersonic acceleration and clinical nose for goal are unrivaled, though his heavy first touch is often as clumsy as his ego is massive. With him, scoring is a matter of pure arrogance and just how many defenders he feels like tormenting that day.