Gholam Khan

Haunted by the loss of his prized piano in a storm, this Iranian striker turned his frustration into clinical finishing and thunderous shot power that terrify any defense. He carries an aura of untouchable arrogance paired with blistering pace, though his aerial game remains hilariously ineffective. He acts like the only star on the pitch, and given his lethal touch in front of goal, his cockiness is justifiably matched by his talent.