Sune Korsgaard

This lightning-fast Danish playmaker dominates the midfield with terrifying aggression and a blistering burst of speed, though he is best advised to keep his head down since he couldn't win an aerial duel to save his life. To calibrate his swagger, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both deeply confused and secretly intimidated. He operates with total cockiness, knowing that while his technique is world-class, his aerial ability is simply non-existent.