Irmina Kowalczyk

A towering defensive force who channels the memory of losing her pet poodle to a runaway circus bear into unstoppable, flamboyant aggression on the pitch. Standing at 186cm, she bullies strikers with ferocious strength and relentless stamina, though she remains comically unable to judge a header. Her style is pure theatrical dominance, turning every successful tackle into a grand performance of unwavering grit.