Ronald Landry

This cocky Canadian midfield engine dominates the pitch with massive aggression and superior physicality, even if his close control occasionally falters at high speeds. To stay focused, he refuses to touch the ball before kickoff and stands in the center circle eating a raw carrot, leaving his baffled teammates shaking their heads. He knows he is the best, and his powerful headers and tireless runs prove every single time that his arrogance is justified.