Flavie Larcher

Towering over opponents with absolute ease, this French colossus treats every striker like a minor nuisance she can flick aside. She once famously dribbled past three opposing forwards just to stare down the goalkeeper before coolly passing the ball into her own net, claiming she was 'bored by the lack of defensive quality.' While her pace can occasionally leave her stranded, her impeccable timing and arrogance make her a wall no one dares challenge.