Osvaldo Lima

A man of few words, this Angolan winger turns into a blur on the pitch, moving with a feline grace that leaves defenders clutching at thin air. He once dribbled past an entire local youth team just to retrieve a ball he accidentally kicked into a neighbor's cactus patch. While his genius-level touch and lethal finishing are beyond reproach, he can be infuriatingly inconsistent when it comes to reading the tactical flow of a complex match.