John Lindgren

With dizzying agility and cobra-like reflexes, this cocky Swede dominates his penalty area with absolute arrogance, though he sometimes suffers from delusions of grandeur when he needlessly sprints off his line. He insists he once saved a penalty simply by staring at the taker so intensely that the striker fainted mid-run-up. He is an absolute brick wall in the air and on the line, provided you don't expect him to actually stay near his posts.