Joan Lindsay

Towering over the goal line with an unshakable arrogance, she commands her area like a queen and turns penalty kicks into routine saves with razor-sharp reflexes. Her only flaw is a shaky grip on routine catches, but she balances this by ritualistically eating a single raw lime before every match while her teammates roll their eyes in utter disbelief. Despite her rushing being occasionally questionable, her elite positioning makes her the most confident obstacle strikers have ever faced.