Edimilson Lopes

This Brazilian striker is a human lightning bolt with a lethal cold-bloodedness in front of the net that regularly leaves goalkeepers frozen in place. His assertive, high-impact style was forged when he famously broke out of his youth academy just to challenge an entire team to a penalty shootout under torrential rain. While he may lack the fluid grace of a technical dancer, his unstoppable explosive pace and surgical precision make him a permanent nightmare for any defense.