Jeannette Mai

With explosive acceleration, this friendly Cameroonian striker leaves defenders in the dust, even if her close-quarters ball control can occasionally be clumsy. She is legendary for the time she tripped over a garden hose during a youth match celebration and delayed the game for ten minutes because she couldn't stop laughing on the pitch. Despite being a bit of a goofball, she remains a lethal force who strikes with incredible power from distance.