Nicolino Marchetti

This lightning-fast Italian striker plays with an ego as inflated as his finish, often humiliating defenders with explosive speed and lethal instincts before they even realize he's gone. He is utterly obsessed with his own highlight reel, once refusing to celebrate a winning goal simply because he didn't like the look of his hair in the replay. While his attacking IQ is world-class, don't ask him to control a ball in a phone booth, as his claustrophobic close dribbling remains his most embarrassing flaw.