Tez Marley

This lightning-fast English fullback dominates the flank with boundless energy and a ferocious presence, though his undisciplined tackling sometimes creates unnecessary drama. Before every match, he insists on coating his boots in a special blend of honey and glitter, a bizarre habit that has his teammates shaking their heads in fits of laughter. His flamboyant style and unshakable confidence, however, make him an unstoppable force down the line.