Simonne Martineau

Towering over the goal line, this French keeper combines gravity-defying reflexes with erratic, fiery positioning that leaves strikers bewildered. Before every match, she obsessively ties a small rubber duck to her goal post, a bizarre ritual her teammates jokingly endure while hoping it keeps her chaotic genius grounded. Despite her brilliance at swatting away impossible strikes, she often remains a nervous wreck when facing a penalty kick.