Abdur Masters

This flamboyant English powerhouse leaps like an Olympic high-jumper and sprints with the pure ferocity of a wild animal. He once arrived at a vital cup final wearing a diamond-encrusted tracksuit that blinded the opposition, only to spend the match terrorizing strikers with bone-shaking tackles. While his defensive reads are sometimes as erratic as his fashion choices, his sheer physical dominance and blistering pace make him a terrifying force in any backline.