Liam Mccarthy

This energetic Irish striker turns defenders into statues with his blistering pace and dazzling technical artistry, though his occasional heavy first touch often turns simple finishes into chaotic, highlight-reel scrambles. Before every kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting limericks to the opposing team's corner flag, leaving his bemused teammates to simply shake their heads in rhythm. His lethal attacking movement and raw power make him a nightmare for any backline.