Anastasia Metcalf

Standing at an imposing stature, this aggressive English wing-back tears down the flank with ferocious speed and elite tackling precision, despite her laughably poor crossing ability. Before every match, she insists on eating a singular, unpeeled hard-boiled egg in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that leaves her baffled teammates steering clear until kickoff. Her relentless defensive dominance is only matched by a cocky arrogance that proves she is exactly as good as she thinks she is.