Patou Miquel

A friendly nightmare for defenders, this French striker pairs clinical finishing and lightning-quick bursts with notoriously clumsy heading skills. Before every match, she obsessively scrubs her cleats with a whole, unpeeled lemon, leaving teammates to grimace at the lingering citrus scent in the locker room. Her uncanny attacking IQ and deadly accuracy make her an unstoppable force despite her whimsical pre-game ritual.