Anil Miranda

This cocky Portuguese winger is an unstoppable bolt of lightning, boasting suffocating explosive pace and clinical finishing, though his occasional obsession with solo dribbling can make him a frustrating teammate. He once infamously waited for two defenders to reset after completing a hat-trick just so he could embarrass them again for his fourth goal, proving his arrogance is as massive as his talent. His thunderous long shots and telepathic attacking IQ ensure that even the best defenses feel like they are chasing shadows all afternoon.