Glenn Mohammed

This lightning-fast Swedish center-back dominates the pitch with a cocky swagger, chasing down attackers as if he is playing a personal game of tag. He religiously buffs his boots with strawberry jam before every match to keep them 'sticky,' a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both horrified and bemused in the locker room. While his aerial accuracy can occasionally desert him, his elite recovery speed and tactical brain make him a terrifying defensive force.