Gaudencio Mondragon

After miraculously recovering from a neck injury caused by an intensely awkward run-in with a giraffe, this towering Mexican goalkeeper channeled his pain into lightning-fast reflexes and phenomenal acrobatics. He is reserved off the pitch, yet commands his area with raw strength, even if his ability to read penalty kicks often leaves something to be desired. His fearless rushing and near-inhuman ability to protect the goal make him an absolute fortress.