Odilon Muzinga

After a freak bungee jumping accident shattered his humerus, this charismatic Congolese engine channelled that recovery into an explosive intensity that now terrorizes every opponent. He glides across the pitch with lightning acceleration to dismantle plays, though you will never see him rise for a header unless the ball is practically on the ground. His sheer aggression makes him a defensive nightmare, yet he somehow manages to play with a charming, crowd-pleasing flair.