Maureen Nash

A towering defensive juggernaut, she dictates play with terrifying physicality and speed that leaves attackers stranded in her wake. Her legendary status is cemented by a childhood anecdote where she once tackled a stray deer that wandered onto the pitch, winning the ball clean before jogging back into formation. While her unmatched aggression and aerial prowess make her a fortress, her tendency to argue with the referee about the laws of physics remains her only quirky blemish.