Jakub Németh

This flamboyant Slovakian fullback is a powerhouse on the wing, combining explosive speed and immense strength with a tendency to get caught out by his own aggression. Before every kickoff, he meticulously irons his shoelaces until they are perfectly flat, leaving teammates baffled as they watch him press his laces in the locker room. It is a bizarre ritual, but when he bulldozes past defenders with endless stamina, nobody dares to complain.