Zulma Noguera

Towering and lightning-quick, this Paraguayan striker dominates defenses with sheer explosive pace and clinical finishing, though her aerial game often leaves much to be desired. She insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on her forehead for five minutes before kickoff, a bizarre ritual her teammates watch with amused, bewildered silence. Once the whistle blows, her assertive presence turns that oddity into pure tactical devastation.