Runar Nygård

This Norwegian winger dances through defenses with supernatural agility, leaving defenders grasping at thin air before he inevitably botches the easiest tap-in of the match. He famously once out-dribbled an entire youth team in freezing rain just to prove a point, only to trip over his own feet right at the goal line. Despite his shaky first touch, his icy calm allows him to conjure brilliance out of nothing every time he touches the ball.