Moses Ochieng

As an untouchable titan of the pitch, he hunts down strikers with predatory speed and a cocky swagger that infuriates opponents. He famously demands to tie his teammates' left shoelaces into intricate knots before kickoff to 'anchor their focus,' leaving the rest of the squad shaking their heads at his bizarre rituals. While his legendary physical dominance makes him a wall no one can bypass, he remains famously allergic to passing, preferring to bulldoze through the entire field alone.